Can't sing? Well, take heart. I have no talent whatsoever and I sing all the time. I've performed my song, Signing in the Waldenbooks, at many mystery events, but this recording is of the very first performance at the pre-Kinky Friedman concert cabaret in Boulder. Colorado in 1996. Kill'Em is from the Bouchercon banquet in Pasadena in 1991. Fear of Fourth Place Blues is from the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament in Stamford, Connecticut in March of 2002, and will be of more interest to crossword puzzle contestants than mystery fans.